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"Something for the weekend, sir?" was originally a euphemistic question asked by British barbers when offering condoms to their customers. It may now refer to:

Television

• Something for the Weekend (game show), a British game show
• Something for the Weekend (TV programme), a British programme mixing cooking, interviews, and general-interest clips
• Something for the Weekend, a sketch comedy show featuring Susie Blake, first broadcast in 1989
• "Something for the Weekend", an episode of The Grimleys

Music

Something for the Weekend (album), an album by The Chosen (1996 Detour records) Scottish Power pop "MOD" band (Donald Muir)

• Something for the Weekend (album), an album by Stackridge
• "Something for the Weekend" (song), a song by The Divine Comedy from Casanova
• "Something 4 the Weekend", a song by the Super Furry Animals
• Something for the Weekend, an album by Brass Construction
• Something for the Weekend, an album by Radio Stars
• "Something for the Weekend", a song by The Distractions
• "Something for the Weekend", a song by Fred & Roxy
• "Something for the Weekend", a song by Dave Audé featuring Luciana
• "Something for the Weekend", a song by Ben Westbeech

Other uses

• Something for the Weekend, a cookbook by Jamie Oliver
• Something for the Weekend, a novel by Pauline McLynn
• "Something for the Weekend", a newspaper column in The Times by John Diamond
• "Something for the Weekend", a weekly column by IT journalist Alistair Dabbs that ran between 2012 and 2022 in The Register